Hello losers NFRKZ here how you guys doing today
Welcome to a brand new video
and in todays video guys we are going to be discussing something pretty intersting
Today, we're going full mature again okay
Because once again we are gonna be discussing some commentary channels
Yes guys today a commentary channel (meaning me)
is going to be roasting another commentary channel
and I know this sounds really stupid I mean
this is basically just like if Hitler made a video called "THE STALIN RANT"
and in the video he would be calling out Stalin for killing millions of "Ruskis"
In the "GULAGs"
while himself being the cause of death of millions of Jews
and then Stalin is gonna make a f*cking reply video called "THE HITLER RANT"
In which he is gonna say "This fucking grown 59 years old man literally f*cking invaded and attacked my country
even though he signed the "Molotov–Ribbentrop bags"
What the f*ck? It's kind of like Leafy calling out iDubbbz for having a receding hairline
while having a receding hairline himself
On a serious note though guys, I don't think that Leafy or iDubbbz have receding hairlines
They're just, they're just the part of the huge forehead gang
Anyways guys today we're gonna be looking at a commentary channel
That is - It's quite something. It's quite something that I've never fucking seen on youtube before
and I when I actually saw this channel and looked at its content, its thumbnails,its titles and its videos in general
I-I was fucking amazed. Like I've never thought something like this would ever exist on youtube
but as the human species would, we come so far that sometimes miracles happen
and sometmies miracles even happen on youtube
so the channel we're going to be looking at today is quite a fucking miracle
so the channel we're going to be talking about today is called WateryShoe and it's not a big channel
it has about 26k subscribers but that doesn't give him any benefit of the doubt because the content on the channel is uhhh
I really can't fucking explain it , lets just get right into it
ok guys like listen here ok I'm not trying to draw this video to 10 minutes but it's going to be 10 minutes anyways
but look at this shit, okay? I literally do not know what to being with, okay? I'm about to get cross-eyed in here. So here we go guys
WateryShoe will be your daily supplier of such videos as:"Innocent Daughter asks her dad for a BIG surprise"
with a great thumbnail on there, or for example "Teen sister helps her brother relax with a surprise"
Mad Dad gives his daughter the coolest surprise EVER!
Funny Mom gives her son a HUGE surprise behind his dads
big butt gold digger wife give her husbang a surprise
Fucking hell, like.The-the grammar isn't even right in this one.
It's just like 'Black twitter'. Like WTF is this?
Golddigger wife give HER husband a surprise?
Like get fucking grammar dude
Seriously, if you guys haven't caught on it yet, well his channel is basically uploading videos
that have thumbnails and titles from legit porn videos.
Legit videos from pornhub or brazzers or whatever the fuck
He literally has fucking porn thumbnails on his videos and porn titles.
And some of his videos he uploads, they get millions of fucking views.
Now, I've already spoiled you guys a little bit, by saying that this is a commentary channel.
So maybe this is actually a pretty good commentary channel about porn videos, right?
So you know, I'll-I'll give him benefit of the doubt for now, and let's just watch a random video
Casey, your father *mumbles* right here Mummy?
HELL NO, that's when I jump out of the window and start running down the street
Yeah, that's just because you're a little girl, you watery faggot
Heloo there everybody, welcome to some brand new, quality ass content, here on youtube.
*Russian exhale* Oh my fucking god
This fucking youtubers man, like, do we really have to go there again, okay?
Literally, a fucking week ago, I've made a video about this russian youtuber, right?
Who copied Leafy, word for fucking word. Copied his intro, copied his editing, basically copied everything from Leafy, right?
But this guy, he takes it to the next fucking level. He copies everything from Leafy, including his voice, editing, and showing shit
and as well, what he does, he makes commentary to fucking porn videos.
If there was ever a contest for the worst fucking youtube content of all time, this man's channel just might take the cake
This morning I woke up with over a 100 new subscribers, so thank you for joining the family.
Make sure you dip your toes in the water to get your feet wet. Now let's jump into the video.
*Laughs in Russian* WTF dude?
I know I'm kinda picking on the very small things here,
but I just can't not mention this and ignore this, right? Like
A-Apart from the entire thing being corny as fuck, he's like "Dip your toes into the water and get your feet wet"
Like your punch line or some shit? It's just like the Leafy's "Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa... Play that shit"
Dude, that's just fucking creepy. And your voice... Your voice is just fucking creeping me out, okay?
You sound like the kind of guy who pulls up in a van to a kindergarden and says
"Hey little kids, wanna play?" "Make sure you dip your toes in water to get your feet wet"
I know that calling people rapist in the internet videos is pretty stupid by now, but
your kind of uplifting and over-enthusiastic tone just gives me you know, some kind of rapist vibe.
I just can't explain it dude, okay? I'm just getting a little of a LionMaker impression from you, okay?
LionMaker: Hey guys, it's L??? here from LionMakers studios
NFKRZ: "And I fucking raped 15 years old kids."
Mummy, help me.
Help you with what, what's wrong?
Help me mummy
She is a grown ass woman, what the hell she doing calling this girl mummy?
So, like, guys. There's no much to say here, okay?
Basically all he does, is he plays a porn video like the intro to a porn video
And then reminiscents how "cringy" or how stupid it is, right?
Like Jesus Christ, you're a fucking eye opener dude, because, you know, something like every fucking porno intro is cringe
everybody skips anyway. Like who-who cares, right?
I'm not saying that you can't make fun out of it, because sometimes, porn has some pretty funny shit in it, right?
"No, don't, don't do it
"No"
"Nooo... No!"
"Don't do it... I'm a virgin"
One or two videos you can make about porn intros or whatever,
Only make one video, about you know, how ridiculous and how funny some porn intros are
but do not dedicate your entire fucking channel to just reviewing porn videos
with terrible fucking clickbait titles and terrible fucking thumbnails
that literally show boobs wide open, that get millions of fucking views
this absolutely fucking perfectly calculated thumbnails that are literally
created to gather as much views from horny 12 years olds as possible
I do know what you're doing, WateryShoe
WateryShoe: Look at that pose tho, that arch
*High pitch, bitch noise*
WateryShoe: This video is getting a 100 thousands views
You hear that? This guy seriously sounds like a clown or a fucking rapist.
You need to get FUCKED
WateryIsHere: Omg, she's aggressive, I'm kinda scared.
WateryIsHere: Next thing you know, she flipps me over and starts working me.
Brocolli: OMG, exposed, I knew you were gay.
Am I the only one who fucking thinks that this guy sounds like the gay version of LeafyIsHere?
You know how Leafy says something like
"Omg, Jesus Christ,"
But this guys says something like
"Oh my GooOOdd... Jesus ChriIsst
He-He's fucking gay. There's no other conclusion right now
WateryShoe is fucking gay.
The next scene is the nasty stuff, you know I can't show the nasty stuff here on YouTube.
Go out, get your feet wet, keep your shooooeeees watery and live more. I'll see you guys next time.
Guys, I just can't get over this. His fucking voice and intonation just creeps me the fuck out and
that's his fucking outro. Yeah, you guessed it right guys
Make sure to keep your toes wet, and your shoes watery
It-It's a very fucking bad
It's like pun of his youtube name, WateryShoe
I think I should make my own right now
So yeah guys, that was it for this video
Make sure to live life to the fullest, never say no and
Do not be a fucker
This was NFKRZ everybody
Yeah, if I actually ended my videos like that I don't think anybody would ever fucking watch me
So you know, whatever, absolutely fucking terrible content
possibly THE worst commentary video I've ever seen on youtube
and 2.9 million views
WTF am I doing wrong on this website?
Honestly guys, I'm fucking jealous. I wish I could live a life like him, okay?
I wish I wouldn't have to think of topics and you know, videos to make
I wish that all I had to do to make a video is literally, you know
whenever I wanted to jerk off, just you know, click on a random video on pornhub, jerk off to it,
and then go back to the intro and say
Hmmm, this intro is pretty fucking cringy. Let's make a commentary about it
If my life was actually like that on this youtube channel
I would - Life would be so much easier
So this is how you get views in 2016, people
And this guy has a lot more gems on his channel, not only porn commentaries
He also did some face cam videos on his channel that are pretty fucking bad
Here's a video called "Leafyishere hacked and raped by Pewdiepie
I will not even click on it. I'm fucking scared, honestly
Then his face cam videos, he's telling a bunch of news or whatever, and this is what he said
And he photoshopped the video to make it look like she was naked on the thumbnail
First of, there's a lot of things wrong with this, this is your sister, why are you using her for views? You're a looser
Yeah, some of you guys probably know about this controversy,
but there's this youtuber called Exility, a very, very clickbait God youtuber,
He's kinda like Lispyjimmy, really
He uploaded a video with a thumbnail sexualising his sister or whatever,
Okay, fair point, that's pretty fucking stupid, but the only problem is
Is that this guy is calling out Exility for, you know, exploiting his sister for views
But he actually exploits his own girlfriend's body for views constantly
He's basically the second Lance Steward at this point
Just look at his thumbnails
Ass
More ass
He's basically exploiting his girlfriend for views in every single vlog that he has ever made
and yet he's trying to call out other people on it
This channel is honestly just so fucked up, like
look at this shit
BIG BOOBS, Topless NAKED girls, playboy mansion and crazy...
And it just has his fucking greasy face in the thumbnail, like
I-I-I don't fucking know what's happening on this channel, honestly
I'm actually fucking scared, so...
I-I-I'll just stop reviewing it and watching it right now, okay, before I go fucking insane
Anyways guys, that's my share for this video,
Thank you so much for watching it, if you did enjoy it,
please make sure to slap a motherfucking like to show support
Because, let's be honest, the last video did kind of shit so...
I need-I need some support right now, I'm gonna cry
But on a serious note though, thank you so much you guys for watching this video
and I will see you guys in the next one
Peaceeeeee